jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

televisoin:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

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dicksplit:

At your friend’s funeral

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spoon-goon-icarus:

swaggiethough:

when you try learning something completely foreign 

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talk dirty to me

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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pale-dandelion:

Everyone: You’re too old for Disney movies
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