sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via hotboyproblems)

yzmavocado:

hopes are like hair ornaments. when you’re a little girl, you want to wear too many. when you’re older, you look foolish wearing even one. long story short I just went to a McDonalds and their milkshake machine was broken

(via snickertydoodle)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via asian)

xxiivxcviii:

me checking out your blog like
ap0calypses:

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

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toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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(Source: puto1, via ging-ler)


Anonymous asked: what state do you live in?

narcotic:

Usually denial 


illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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(Source: illkim, via shouldnt)

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u