unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
hopes are like hair ornaments. when you’re a little girl, you want to wear too many. when you’re older, you look foolish wearing even one. long story short I just went to a McDonalds and their milkshake machine was broken
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
i have more followers than people at my school
When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about